A good listener is usually thinking about something else. ~Kin Hubbard
Good Thinking Something
A loafer always has the correct time. ~Kin Hubbard
Time Always Correct
All the world loves a good loser. ~Kin Hubbard
Good Failure World
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. ~Kin Hubbard
Optimist Will Going
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Kin Hubbard
Men Will Middle-Aged
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. ~Kin Hubbard
Music Thinking Kind
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. ~Kin Hubbard
Change Nature Weather
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught. ~Kin Hubbard
Single Bad Someone
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. ~Kin Hubbard
Honesty People Some People
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us. ~Kin Hubbard
Good Together Night
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. ~Kin Hubbard
Government Servant
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. ~Kin Hubbard
Wife Smile You
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. ~Kin Hubbard
Plan You Know
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. ~Kin Hubbard
Earth Fun Long
It's the good loser who finally loses out. ~Kin Hubbard
Good Loser Good Loser
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. ~Kin Hubbard
Home Kindness Long
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. ~Kin Hubbard
Woman Alone Help
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. ~Kin Hubbard
Nobody Guest Agreeable
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. ~Kin Hubbard
Nobody Where He