A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Good Theatre Dinner
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Life Cake Movies
Always make the audience suffer as much as possible. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Movies Audience Suffer
Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Best Snow Up
Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Best Tears Actor
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Life Drama Cut
I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach. ~Alfred Hitchcock
I Am Looking Body
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Perfect Cure Cut
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Said Should Never
I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Best Calm Me
If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Good Go Sound
In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director. ~Alfred Hitchcock
God Director Documentary
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Man Difficult Messy
Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Life Fear Good
Revenge is sweet and not fattening. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Revenge Sweet Fattening
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Work Help Television
Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey places like the kitchen table. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Simple Places Kitchen
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. ~Alfred Hitchcock
American Television You
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Change People Television