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Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.~Alan Alda

Yourself Laugh Doubt

Making people laugh is magic. I feel like if you have humility, then you can do anything in comedy.~Amanda Seyfried

Humility People Laugh

Look at Scottish guys wearing kilts - you could look at them and laugh, but the way they carry themselves, how can you? You can wear some of the weirdest things and be cool. If you believe in it, that's what makes it cool.~Andre Benjamin

Cool Believe Laugh

There is little success where there is little laughter.~Andrew Carnegie

Success Laughter Where

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.~Arnold H. Glasow

Laughter Side Effects

I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.~Albert Brooks

Laughter Anger You

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.~Albert Brooks

People Laugh Start

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.~Amanda Bynes

Writing Me Laugh

I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I did a stand-up comedy camp at the Laugh Factory, and I started out on Nickelodeon.~Amanda Bynes

Laugh Doing Comedy

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.~Amy Schumer

Funny People Laugh

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.~Artie Lange

Morning Day Laugh

Man appears for a little while to laugh and weep, to work and play, and then to go to make room for those who shall follow him in the never-ending cycle.~Aiden Wilson Tozer

Work Man Laugh

We don't have a laugh track, which helped Seinfeld a lot, and did kind of tell people when to laugh. It just made it a lot easier. Our show doesn't have that, so it's hard for Middle America to catch on.~Alia Shawkat

People America Laugh

Kids don't eat fast. They take their time; they talk and laugh. Sometimes it's really annoying, because you're like, 'Come on, it's bedtime!' But try it: You'll fill up before you know it, because it takes 20 minutes for your brain to know your stomach is full.~Alison Sweeney

Time Brain Laugh

I'm a big believer in, no matter what you go through in life, as long as you can laugh your way through it, you're going to be okay.~Alyssa Milano

Life Laugh Long

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.~Arthur Smith

Funny Laughter World

I wouldn't mind being in an American film for a laugh, but I certainly don't want to be in Thingy Blah Blah 3, if you know what I mean.~Audrey Tautou

Mind American Laugh

With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh.~Aubrey Plaza

Love Job Laugh

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.~Abel Ferrara

Funny Laugh Look

During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't do them so I ended up on my ass followed by the most unsightly backward roll out of it, followed by the cast falling over in laughter and a good portion of the audience too.~Adam Garcia

Good Dance Laughter

Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh.~Adrian Grenier

Good Fun Laugh

Laughing is, like, my favorite thing to do.~Agyness Deyn

Favorite Like Laughing

That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!~Alan Vega

Funny Man Laugh

You're gonna laugh when I tell you this, man, but I'm starting to enjoy Eminem.~Alan Vega

Man Laugh Enjoy

I think we invite people into our living rooms every week through the television because we have emotional connections to them, or they make us laugh or reflect some part of ourselves that we want to live in.~Alex Kurtzman

Week People Laugh

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.~Alice Meynell

Laughter Humor Sense

I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.~Andy Dick

Laughter People Gift

I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.~Andy Kaufman

Sad People Laugh

I'm quite a reserved person, a bit shy at first when I don't know someone. I like to have a laugh and a joke; people have seen that in me.~Anthony Martial

People Me Laugh

I started quite young at school, compering a charity event at an old people's home. I would do stand up and impressions and enjoyed the laughter. It's very addictive. It's a lovely sensation to say something and hear a whole room laugh.~Armando Iannucci

Home School Laughter

I want my readers to feel, to think, sometimes to laugh. But most of all I want them to enjoy a good read.~Avi

Good Laugh Enjoy

If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.~Abraham Cahan

Man Broken Laugh

If my performance touches someone or helps someone understand themselves a little better or gives them a laugh, I feel like I gave them something. I want to touch people's lives and bring them along with me.~Adelaide Kane

People Me Laugh

What 'SNL' taught me that was useful on 'The Watch' was, only put in bad words if they can get a laugh - there was no need for swear words and beeps in places that weren't necessary. Those beeps should only be in there when they mean something and it's important to the joke.~Akiva Schaffer

Words Me Laugh

I can really laugh at myself and make a fool out of myself.~Amy Ryan

Myself Fool Laugh

I've certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you're not supposed to make people laugh.~Andrew Rannells

Man People Laugh

I write. This is what I do. My job is to sit down with my vocabulary, select words, and decide what order they should be placed in an attempt to keep someone's attention and perhaps provide them with a laugh or two along the way.~Alan Zweibel

Words Job Laugh

I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so because I have a lot of stories to tell, and I like making audiences laugh. But that's not acting. That's just me being me.~Alan Zweibel

I Am Me Laugh

Be positive and laugh at everything.~Alexandra Roach

Positive Laugh Everything

When I reflect on how things have changed, I can't help but laugh.~Alexis Korner

Laugh Help Reflect

I would like to get back to making people laugh. Before drama school, I did nothing but comedy.~Andrew Buchan

School People Laugh

I've been acting since second grade, telling stories, making my parents laugh here and there, so I'm hoping my 'thing' is acting. But I also make a really good bread pudding.~Anna Camp

Parents Good Laugh

I want to make people laugh.~Abby Elliott

People Laugh Want

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes.~Alan Wilson

Dad Laugh Body

I just like to make people laugh.~Andrew Dice Clay

People Laugh Like

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.~Andrew Dice Clay

People Laugh Want

Of all the logical impasses, unknowings, paradoxes, and terrors that provoke laughter, death by its finality and unsolvable mystery is paramount.~Andrew Hudgins

Death Laughter Mystery

We neither laugh alone, nor weep alone, why then should we pray alone?~Anna Letitia Barbauld

Alone Laugh Should

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion and a lot of laughter. That's really what I think fills my tank.~Anna Eshoo

Family Food Laughter

I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh.~Anneliese van der Pol

Love People Laugh