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Howard Stern, American Entertainer ( January 12, 1954 - )

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It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.~Howard Stern

Work Great Pain

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.~Howard Stern

Religion People Painting

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.~Howard Stern

People You Know

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.~Howard Stern

Head Air Dangerous

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.~Howard Stern

Strong Emotions Ugly

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.~Howard Stern

Penny Worth First

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.~Howard Stern

Think Said One Thing

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.~Howard Stern

People Feel Fail

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.~Howard Stern

Time You Go

I'm the voice of honesty.~Howard Stern

Honesty Voice

I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.~Howard Stern

Successful Nothing Lose

I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.~Howard Stern

Myself Good People

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.~Howard Stern

Successful Think Desperate

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.~Howard Stern

Fire Career You

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.~Howard Stern

People Appreciate Talents

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.~Howard Stern

Night Me Television

It's no treat being in bed with me.~Howard Stern

Me Treat Bed

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.~Howard Stern

Choice Sales New

Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.~Howard Stern

Angry Feel Back

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.~Howard Stern

You Find Know

I will never feel successful.~Howard Stern

Successful Feel Never

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.~Howard Stern

Work Day Me

I don't talk about my salary.~Howard Stern

Talk Salary About

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.~Howard Stern

People Doing Show

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.~Howard Stern

Funny Good Water

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.~Howard Stern

Work I Am Humanity