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Bobby Moynihan, American Comedian ( January 31, 1977 - )

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I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it.~Bobby Moynihan

Friends Kid Because

These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick.~Bobby Moynihan

Character You Days

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.~Bobby Moynihan

Sad Drunk Pretend

My first 'SNL' episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue - it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, but we couldn't get him - it was with William Shatner. But if you watch it, Guy Fieri is sitting in the front row.~Bobby Moynihan

You Go Him

Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.~Bobby Moynihan

Together Me Silly

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.~Bobby Moynihan

Politics Smart Mind

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.~Bobby Moynihan

Life Mind Name

I grew up listening to a lot of Snoop Dogg and the Wu-Tang Clan. Actually, I was a huge Wu-Tang fan.~Bobby Moynihan

Listening Up Clan

There's a guy on YouTube named Mac Lethal - he spits hot fire.~Bobby Moynihan

Fire Hot YouTube

I think I'm a big kid at heart, so I get very excited around the holidays.~Bobby Moynihan

Heart Think Holidays

I don't have a dark side as far as there is, like, murder in my past, but yeah, I think I'm a pretty nice, easygoing guy.~Bobby Moynihan

Past Dark Nice

'SNL' is one of those jobs where you are constantly reminded of how lucky you are and that you get to meet some of these people whose work you enjoy. Then you get to meet them, and they are just wonderful people. It turns out wonderfully, and you have a great conversation.~Bobby Moynihan

Work Great People

It's not like you do 'SNL' and then get handed movie roles. You work, you audition for stuff and try to get it. I think, a lot of people, it's the goal to be in movies or just to be working in general. But yeah, some of us get lucky and get some movie roles, and it's nice.~Bobby Moynihan

Work Goal People

If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good, and sometimes you're like, 'That one was just sorta there.'~Bobby Moynihan

Good Crazy Lost

My dad is quite possibly the biggest Giants fan in the world. I believe he wore a Phil Simms jersey to my high school and college graduations.~Bobby Moynihan

School Dad College

My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.~Bobby Moynihan

Mom People Green

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.~Bobby Moynihan

Life Time People

I've worked with Method Man and Shaquille O'Neil on multiple occasions. I'd never have thought. It's like, 'Oh, those guys. They're my movie buddies.'~Bobby Moynihan

Man Thought Never

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.~Bobby Moynihan

Life Music Know

I steal props from 'SNL' a great deal. Almost every sketch I'm in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.~Bobby Moynihan

Great Space Try

I never really read comics. I bought them, and I would draw them.~Bobby Moynihan

Never Read Comics

I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them.~Bobby Moynihan

Good Hate Doing

I come from an improv background, so the one thing I know when I'm doing 'Chozen' is that whatever he's doing at that exact moment is the only thing he's thinking about, and he will do it until he's conquered it.~Bobby Moynihan

Thinking Moment Doing

I have this old-man character named Glary Oldman. His apartment was on fire, but he was stubborn about leaving because he didn't want to leave all his stuff. I have a character called Berle, who lost 19 pounds, and now he's 600 pounds and very happy about it.~Bobby Moynihan

Happy Character Fire

I think I made more money when I was lifeguarding at 15 years old than I did on my first year at 'SNL.'~Bobby Moynihan

Money Think Old

I remember sneaking a look at films like 'D.C. Cab' and 'Doctor Detroit' when my parents weren't watching. 'One Crazy Summer' with John Cusack was one of my favorites.~Bobby Moynihan

Parents Summer Crazy