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Blake Anderson, American Comedian ( March 2, 1984 - )

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'South Park' is so hilarious... I remember when it first came out: that show changed television forever.~Blake Anderson


Remember Television Park

I just bought a Jeep painted like an American flag. No one better question how patriotic I am.~Blake Anderson


I Am American Better

So many parents these days are totally cool with their kids living on the couch the whole time. It's like a new thing with families. But you've got to leave the nest and get out there.~Blake Anderson


Time Parents Cool

Me and turtlenecks are not friends.~Blake Anderson


Friends Me

I pretty much figure a collar will do, but as time goes on, I'm hoping I learn how to throw a suit on or something. I've still got some time. I'm not the president of the United States yet.~Blake Anderson


Time Learn United

A lot of my music that I like puts energy in your body or makes you want to dance or break something or just go mosh or jump around.~Blake Anderson


Music Dance Energy

I think what's cool about Slayer is no matter how old their albums are, it's the one band to me that their sound is immortal. It never sounds corny to me. You can go back and listen to some Pantera and Metallica albums, and you're like, 'OK, great music.' But Slayer, you go back, and they always sound fresh and hard as hell.~Blake Anderson


Music Great Cool

The lead singer for Deerhunter, Bradford Cox... I don't like saying people are geniuses or whatever, but I just think that dude is so good at every single thing he does. He stays within his genre, but I think he does so well experimenting with stuff.~Blake Anderson


Good People Think

See, I'm a Pisces, so I get down with love songs. I'm totally into slow jams and old-school R&B, all that.~Blake Anderson


Love Down Slow

My favorite album of all time is 'In A Major Way.' Look it up, it is a classic!~Blake Anderson


Time Look Favorite

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.~Blake Anderson


Love Birthday Black

I think sketch writing is a good spot for everyone to start because it requires you to develop characters, have a beginning, middle and end and have a bunch of jokes in a short amount of time.~Blake Anderson


Time Good End

I think that it should just be a rule of thumb that if your job asks you to cut your hair... that means that it's time to quit that job.~Blake Anderson


Time Job Hair