Best Collection of Billy Eichner Quotes

Billy Eichner, American Comedian ( September 18, 1978 - )

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I thought I was going to be like Kevin Spacey in college.~Billy Eichner

College Thought Like

I was very much an only child who was raised by the television and movies, and I grew up in New York. We weren't, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment.~Billy Eichner

Love Parents Child

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.~Billy Eichner

College Impact Me

I would not have a career without Facebook and Twitter. That's the truth.~Billy Eichner

Truth Career Facebook

Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing person.~Billy Eichner

Most Person Outgoing

I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me.~Billy Eichner

Funny World Me

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.~Billy Eichner

Love Time Me

There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.~Billy Eichner

Funny People Me

A lot of comics aren't their on-screen personas; Chris Rock isn't always ranting and raving. What I do is make myself this over-the-top character that people either find endearing or they think is a joke. Then I can do anything I want.~Billy Eichner

Myself Character People

A lot of people in Hollywood, and everywhere pretty much, operate on fear. No one wants to get fired, so everyone's scared to take a chance. There's money involved, and there are careers and reputations on the line.~Billy Eichner

Money Fear People

If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.~Billy Eichner

Good People You

Facebook is weird. They have all of these seemingly random rules that I'm sure make sense to them, but don't make sense to me or any people.~Billy Eichner

People Me Rules