Best Collection of Bill Hicks Quotes

Bill Hicks, American Comedian ( December 16, 1961 - February 26, 1994 )

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.~Bill Hicks

I Am Bitter Sound

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.~Bill Hicks

Day Now Two

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.~Bill Hicks

Eye Black Television

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.~Bill Hicks

Good Good Things You

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.~Bill Hicks

Band Average Say

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.~Bill Hicks

Day Go Two

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.~Bill Hicks

Medical Me You

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.~Bill Hicks

You Thanks See

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.~Bill Hicks

Funny Time Children

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.~Bill Hicks

Creative Me Kick

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.~Bill Hicks

Life Death Free

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.~Bill Hicks

Happy I Can My Own

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.~Bill Hicks

People Two Side

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.~Bill Hicks

Life Imagination Dream

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.~Bill Hicks

Life Death Imagination

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.~Bill Hicks

Sorry You Offended

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.~Bill Hicks

Darkness Responsibility

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.~Bill Hicks

Funny Humor Hurt

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.~Bill Hicks

Time Patriotism Hate

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.~Bill Hicks

American Dream American

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.~Bill Hicks

Fun Entertaining Supposed

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.~Bill Hicks

Revolution Ideas Listen

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.~Bill Hicks

People America Share

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.~Bill Hicks

Me Like Anything

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.~Bill Hicks

Love Truth Laughter

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.~Bill Hicks

Creative Evolution Own