Best Collection of Andy Samberg Quotes

Andy Samberg, American Comedian ( August 18, 1978 - )

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You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day.~Andy Samberg

Life Graduation School

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.~Andy Samberg

Smiling Clown Two

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.~Andy Samberg

Strange Look You

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.~Andy Samberg

People Realize Always

That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people.~Andy Samberg

People Strange Pretending

I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.~Andy Samberg

Parents Past Night

It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life.~Andy Samberg

Life Business Dating

A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It's always something you're thinking about unconsciously.~Andy Samberg

Success Thinking Short

I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance and is willing to be weird, that's my favorite thing. I know there's somebody out there who hates it.~Andy Samberg

Chance Weird Favorite

No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.~Andy Samberg

Internet Growing Matter

Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.~Andy Samberg

Day Name You

Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good.~Andy Samberg

Good End Meeting

Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.~Andy Samberg

Potential Roof SNL

If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.~Andy Samberg

Good One Thing Watch

I'm a big Letterman fan.~Andy Samberg

Letterman Big Fan