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A. Whitney Brown, American Comedian ( July 8, 1952 - )

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I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.~A. Whitney Brown

Believe Me You

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.~A. Whitney Brown

History Past Down

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.~A. Whitney Brown

Love Food I Am

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.~A. Whitney Brown

Humor Grace You

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.~A. Whitney Brown

I Am Society Forest

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.~A. Whitney Brown

School High School Find

Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.~A. Whitney Brown

America You See

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.~A. Whitney Brown

Black Lawyer White